Wednesday, October 15, 2014

Beauty Tag

So while I was waiting, praying for my soul at my dentist's office today...I came across this beauty tag. I figured it'd be far more entertaining than a story about my teeth...and how I was telling my husband about me being such a "strong girl", under conscious sedation, of course. At least I wasn't a weirdo like the time I got my wisdom teeth pulled out. I told my hubby to get my wisdom teeth from the surgeon because I wanted to make a necklace out of them. Haaa!


1.) Would you rather lose all of your mascaras, eyeliners, lipsticks, and lipglosses or lose all of your palettes and eyeshadows?

I think I would rather lose all of my mascaras, eyeliners, lipsticks, and lipglosses over my palettes and eyeshadows because I have one eyeliner, one mascara, and about 10 lipsticks. How many eyeshadow palettes do I have?  a BAJILLION!

2.) Would you rather chop off all your hair or never be able to cut it again?

Ummm...I'd rather never cut my hair again. I mean I'm eventually gonna start losing my hair and go bald, right? In about 60 somethin' years from now ;)

3.) Would you rather have a coral cheek or a pink cheek?

If you can't already is my favorite color. If pink was a person, I'd marry him. But...I'm gonna have to go with a coral cheek. Sorry, pink! 

4.) If you had $1000 to spend, would you rather buy clothes or makeup?

Definitely clothes! I think I have enough makeup to last me a lifetime.

5.) Would you rather apply lipstick as eyeliner, or eyeliner as lipstick?

Eyeliner as a lipstick. I'm not sure if applying a lipstick as an eyeliner is even possible?

6.) Would you rather only shop at MAC or Sephora?

I think we all know the answer to this... S E P H O R A.

7.) Would you rather only use one eyeshadow color or one lip color for the rest of your life?

Uhhh, one lip color for sure!

8.) Would you rather wear winter clothes in summer or summer clothes in winter?

 I just got goosebumps thinking about wearing summer clothes in winter. oh my gah. Winter clothes in the summer, please and thank you!

9.) Would you rather have dark nails or bright nails all year round?

Bright nails all day, err day!

10.) Would you rather give up your favorite lip product or your favorite eye product?

Favorite lip product.

11.) Would you rather only be able to wear your hair in a ponytail or a messy bun?

I like messy buns so messy bun it is.

12.) Would your rather never be able to paint your nails again or never use lipgloss?

I'd rather never use lipgloss. I absolutely HATE lipgloss. Eewww.

13.) Would you rather shave your eyebrows and have none at all or sharpie them in everyday?

Why does this question exist? Someone please poke my eyeballs out. I'd rather shave my head off than do either of these 2 things. Now excuse me while I go and re-apply my eyebrows with a...sharpie. 

14.) Would you rather live without makeup or nail polish?

Nail polish, DUH. 

Happy Tuesday, Y'all :)

Friday, October 3, 2014

And...I'm back!

Last time I blogged was EIGHT months ago? Wow. That's one heck of a long vacation from blogging. Remember when I said I would blog often back in January? Yeah...about that. So much has happened in the past 8 months that I could seriously write a book. Not really...but you get the point, right?  And since I'm a nice person...I'm gonna go ahead and give you guys the sparknotes of my past 8 months. You're welcome :)

  • In the past 8 months, I bought a crap ton of makeup that I probably didn't need.
  • In the past 8 months, I binge watched 5 seasons of The Vampire Diaries.
  • In the past 8 months, I attempted to blog only to hit "save as a draft" every single time.
  • In the past 8 months, I found a job and started working.
  • In the past 8 months, I traveled to San Antonio, Austin, Denver, New York City, Rochester, Buffalo, and DC.
  • In the past 8 months, I collected a bajillion colored pens that will most likely last me a lifetime. 
  • In the past 8 months, I got my wisdom teeth pulled out.
  •  In the past 8 months, I attempted to read 3 different books and I sadly didn't get past chapter 4 on all 3 of the books.
  • In the past 8 months, I attended more weddings than I thought I was capable of attending.
  • In the past 8 months, I attended 2 concerts (3rd concert is right around the corner!)
  • In the past 8 months, I probably went to the salon a dozen times to get my hair cut short but somehow ended up coming back home with just a "trim" every time.
  • In the past 8 months, I went to 2 theme parks and 1 water park. Will I ever grow up? No. 

I think it's safe to say that I have covered all the "important" events that took place in my life in the past 8 months, with the exception of my birthday. And attending the rodeo. And...I told ya I could write a book ;)
{my motivation to blog everyday, teehee}

Happy Friday, y'all!